The following "Humor" copied from the USS Helena CA-75 Cruise Book 1959 - 1960

TELL COMBAT NEVER MIND . . . THE PLANES ARE HERE ALREADY

> ALL FIRST CLASS PETTY OFFICERS REPORT TO THE FIRST CLASS MESS

BUT I CAN LET YOU HAVE IT BACK NEXT PAYDAY

C'MON, TONTO . . . LET'S HEAD BACK INTO TOWN

THIS IS THE CAPTAIN TALKING (HEH,HEH,HEH)

COME ON OUT, L'IL FELLA . . . TIME FOR LUNCH

JUST A MINUTE . . . MY THUMBS CAUGHT IN THE SLIDE